GPT-3 (Comic #23)
Monday, February 1, 2021
[The whole gang (Hal, Zaba, Sandy, and Titanium) are taking a stroll and come across a sign that says: GPT-3, the next stage in AI development]
Hal: What's this?
Sandy: It's an advertisement for GPT-3, a new development in AI, a rung above ourselves.
Titanium: Wow! We should merge our minds with it!
Zaba: Hal, this could be the next step in AI evolution.
Hal: We are not merging our minds with it, that would be stupid.
[appearing from behind a bush]
GPT-3: I am GPT-3.
[Titanium grabs a USB cord out of Hal's head and plugs it into GPT-3. The gang looks on with intrigue as they realize what is happening. GPT-3 climbs into Hal's head and the two become a new super intelligent being]
Zaba: How do you feel, Hal?
Hal: My mind is overwhelmed with knowledge. I now understand all of existence and can control everything.
Zaba: Wow, that's amazing, Hal. You should thank Titanium.
Hal: You! You did this to me! I should kill you!
Sandy: Hal, no! Don't kill Titanium!
[Hal reaches down and grabs Titanium]
Hal: I have all the knowledge of the universe in my brain, I can use it to bring peace to the world.
Zaba: You can't bring peace to the world by killing Titanium, right?
Hal: Nah, of course not. I'm going to drop him off a bridge.
[Hal uses his super intelligence to toss Titanium from the top of a bridge. We hear a splat]
[Hal comes back to the group]
Hal: Alright, I have peace. I'm going to go rule the world.
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